ShamWow Dude Arrested

Remember this Guy?


Well he apparently was arrested for beating up a prostitute after she "bit his tongue and wouldn't let go." Yeah, I know, crazy huh!?

From The Smoking Gun:

Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Billy Mays muse be having a hay-day now, especially after Billy tried calling him out to a pitchoff:


"Billy May's doesn't take this! I'm the ultimate pitch man, if you wanna come after me I'm any time, anywhere!... I'm not the Beastie Boys or Run DMC, I'm Billy Mays and I'mma knock you down to your knees!"

Best Commercial EVER!

Honestly, I laugh myself to tears every single time I watch this! (And I've seen it like a thousand times!)

I Jizzed In My Pants (SNL)

Props to Marc-Anthony for showing me this.

Apparently embedding has been disabled for this post so check it out HERE, it's F'ing hilarious!

PEACE


I Jizzed In My Pants (SNL)

A Rap Battle: Translated

Props to Mahe for bringing this to my attention. Something that I also found dupiously hilarious. Enjoy!

Just Some Hilarious $h!t

Ok, props to Nadia for showing me this!

I honestly stopped breathing for about a minute because I was laughing too frickin' hard! The end is HILARIOUS! Listen w/ sound otherwise it doesn't make any sense. (And no, this is not one of those stupid things were something's going to pop out and scare you or some lame shat like that.)

Dramatic Reading of a High School Breakup Letter

Remember When Zidane...

...head butted that guy during the world cup of soccer??

Yeah, I know, pretty random, but i just chanced to come across this link that I had buried in my computer some place and figured people might get a kick out of revisiting the moment!

Germans saw:


French saw:


Italians:


Americans:


Press:


Japanese:


Conspiracy Theorists:


And of course,

The Sith: